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Breaking: First Contact With Aliens Made. They Hate Us.
A shocking discovery was made when a UFO touched down Friday evening in Velikiy Ustyug, Russia. Scientist from around the globe worked on deciphering the language the little green men (maybe women?) spoke.
Fall Is Here: The Great Pumpkin Projected to Take 65 Lives
Good Grief! Now that fall is here, citizens up and down the East Coast are being warned of the Great Pumpkin as it resurrects.
Cthulhulu Arrested For DUI
Late Last night, in Little Rock Arkansas, Elder Being, Cthulhulu was arrested for driving under the influence.
Local law enforcement pulled him over when he was found going 92 MPH in a 25 MPH zone. His alcohol level was 10 times past the legal limit. Cocaine, Methamphetamine, and marijuana was also found in his system.
80s Moms Were Right! Dungeons & Dragons Does Open a Portal To Hell
In a shocking discovery it was found that playing the famed game, Dungeons & Dragons does open a portal to hell and allows the ones playing to be possessed. All of those fears that religious moms had in the 80s turned out to be warranted.
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Answer the Call
A voice that was not a voice; a chaotic sensation which only fancy could transmute into sound.
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